Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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