With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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