Plan B is the new Plan A
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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