Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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