So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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