i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
