420 ftw
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Vodka?
Forever.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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