just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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