real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize
