he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Randomize
