doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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