I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?