I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.