I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
