real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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