all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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