ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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