All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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