yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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