I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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