So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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