is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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