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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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