okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
