right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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