all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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