So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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