Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he quoted the bible to break up with me
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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