ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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