I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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