Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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