Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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