normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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