The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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