? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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