Dual....:-)
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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