Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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