I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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