I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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