All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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