She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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