Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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