Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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