you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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