what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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