I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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