belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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