He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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