It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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