Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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