bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
People in love make me want to vomit
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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