Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
ok first of all what the fuck
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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