I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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