then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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