I wanna bring you to show and tell
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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