did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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