...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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